Which one doesn't belong? :o)
Ah, who can you find in Sir McVeigh Lance's Rolodex!
Not just a prize: A regifiting SACK full of prices!
GET OFF MY SACK BITCH!
SCHOOLZ BACK IN MOTHERFUCKER
Rat Tranqs
Paycheck
The Red Pills
Porn For The People
Bath Salts, Lubrication, and Rebel Belt Buckle
LUBRICATION C/O CHEF FRAUDULATION SERVICES
KCL
MEGA CACHE #1 - RELOADED
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
L.I.C, NEW YORK — October 20, 2005— The LTV Squad (NYSE:LTVX) today completed the repopulation and reloading of of it's "mega cache #1" - located within the steam tunnels of Columbia University. This cache includes but is not limited to: Beauty Products, Mints, Perscription Drugs of questionable consumption value, blueprints, stickers, condoms, office supplies, and _____'s Phone Number.
The Ltv Regifting Program (LTV-RP) is a racking-sponsored program intended to populate abandoned or obscure locations with vast amounts of gift items which are available to anyone to find and take on a first come, first serve basis. It is a vial spit in the face of exploration nazis who feel you should 'take only photos and leave only footprints" (BORING!) who are fond of telling people what they should and should not do, as well as a red-hot poker to the ass of the geocaching community: put your caches in cool places, god damn it.
About LTV:
The LTV Squad are the original NYC UE motherfuckers. Read that again, asshole: We were all born and raised here. Where the fuck are you from? What? You want to come to our yard and play for fame? Nigga please. Officially founded in the fabulous 1980's, LTV has been exploring NYC for 15 solid years under the LTV name, and years before that as a bunch of dumb ass nameless bastards. The Ltvsquad.com website was (finally) launched in 2001.
Press Contacts:
Sir McVeigh Lance, Esq.
LTV, Inc.
control {AT} ltvsquad.com
About Our Sponsors:
Regifting materials generiously provided by the following:
WLRK
Dove
Tanquaray
NY State Gov. Via THE CHEF
MegaMoneyCo Inc.
Pfizer
Verizon
Big Gay Jew Industries
NJ Dept Of Water
Sleazy's Mom
LTV, LTV Squad, LTV-RP and LTV Regifting Program are registered trademarks or trademarks of the Ltv Squad, Inc. Other company and product names may be trademarks of their respective owners.
